1 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:49,919 We come together today... 2 00:01:54,758 --> 00:01:57,927 In dark times such as these, 3 00:01:57,961 --> 00:02:00,830 we must all remember 4 00:02:00,864 --> 00:02:04,800 to look to the Lord for guidance. 5 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,636 Submit yourselves, then, to God. 6 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:08,737 Amen. 7 00:02:08,771 --> 00:02:10,471 Resist the Devil... 8 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,841 ...and he will flee from you. 9 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:15,276 I regret to say 10 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:19,312 I know the powers of Satan firsthand. 11 00:02:19,346 --> 00:02:21,314 Our very own daughter was taken 12 00:02:21,348 --> 00:02:22,917 by perverts and swindlers 13 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:25,419 and let fall into a world of sin. 14 00:02:25,452 --> 00:02:26,554 Sheriff? 15 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:28,890 I hope... 16 00:02:28,923 --> 00:02:30,824 You ought to come take a look at this. 17 00:03:04,823 --> 00:03:06,624 My God. 18 00:03:45,994 --> 00:03:48,462 Go easy on that stuff, will ya? 19 00:03:50,031 --> 00:03:51,298 You know what they say 20 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,612 about too much of a good thing... 21 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:58,973 Give me some sugar. 22 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:12,752 You're special. 23 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,590 There ain't nobody else out there like you. 24 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,461 Now giddyup. 25 00:04:22,494 --> 00:04:24,495 Time is money. Everybody is waiting. 26 00:04:34,973 --> 00:04:37,009 You're a fucking sex symbol. 27 00:04:55,391 --> 00:04:56,860 ♪ In the summertime 28 00:04:56,893 --> 00:04:58,094 ♪ When the weather is hot 29 00:04:58,128 --> 00:05:00,997 ♪ You can stretch right up and touch the sky 30 00:05:01,031 --> 00:05:02,165 ♪ When the weather's fine 31 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:05,602 ♪ You got women You got women on your mind 32 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:09,038 ♪ Have a drink, have a drive 33 00:05:09,071 --> 00:05:11,574 ♪ Go out and see what you can find 34 00:05:12,908 --> 00:05:15,845 ♪ If her daddy's rich Take her out for a meal 35 00:05:15,878 --> 00:05:18,714 ♪ If her daddy's poor Just do what you feel 36 00:05:18,747 --> 00:05:20,049 ♪ Speed along the lane 37 00:05:20,082 --> 00:05:22,784 ♪ Do a turn or return the twenty-five 38 00:05:24,586 --> 00:05:25,987 ♪ When the sun goes down 39 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,823 ♪ You can make it Make it good and really fine 40 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:31,826 ♪ We're not bad people 41 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,427 ♪ We're not dirty We're not mean 42 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:36,063 ♪ We love everybody But we do as we please 43 00:05:36,096 --> 00:05:37,664 ♪ When the weather's fine 44 00:05:37,698 --> 00:05:40,433 ♪ We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea 45 00:05:41,735 --> 00:05:43,003 ♪ We're always happy 46 00:05:43,036 --> 00:05:45,873 ♪ Life's for livin', yeah That's our philosophy ♪ 47 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:49,109 Highs in the low... 48 00:05:49,142 --> 00:05:52,510 America needs Jesus... 49 00:06:08,526 --> 00:06:09,527 Maxine. 50 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,200 "The Farmer's Daughters." 51 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:18,169 Oh, hot damn. Look-it, there I am. 52 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,603 Wow. 53 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:21,805 Hollywood, here we come. 54 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,874 No, ma'am. We don't need Hollywood. 55 00:06:23,908 --> 00:06:26,677 These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. 56 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:27,754 We're gonna do it all ourselves. 57 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:30,114 - Ain't that right, RJ? - Yes, sir. 58 00:06:30,147 --> 00:06:32,616 Finally, a level playing field for people like us. 59 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:33,750 I don't know, Wayne. 60 00:06:33,783 --> 00:06:35,551 Sounds an awful lot like what you said 61 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:37,053 about The Topless Carwash. 62 00:06:37,086 --> 00:06:37,921 You remember that? 63 00:06:37,954 --> 00:06:40,455 Yeah. And had the IRS not had 64 00:06:40,489 --> 00:06:41,834 a goddamn personal vendetta against me, 65 00:06:41,858 --> 00:06:43,492 that would've panned out beautifully. 66 00:06:43,526 --> 00:06:44,560 Uh-huh. 67 00:06:44,594 --> 00:06:46,930 Well, you know I'm always game. 68 00:06:46,963 --> 00:06:48,462 My American Dream is not unreasonable. 69 00:06:48,496 --> 00:06:51,033 I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, 70 00:06:51,066 --> 00:06:52,810 so I can float around with my knees in the breeze 71 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:54,703 and tan these titties. 72 00:06:56,171 --> 00:06:58,907 What? I was dealt a good hand. 73 00:06:58,941 --> 00:07:01,508 People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. 74 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,077 Be a sin not to take care of 'em. 75 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,178 Mmm. 76 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,481 Yes, it sure would. 77 00:07:09,617 --> 00:07:11,484 What about you, Maxine? 78 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,920 What's your American Dream? 79 00:07:13,688 --> 00:07:14,922 Hmm. 80 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,521 Hurry it up, we aren't gonna be long in there. 81 00:07:57,161 --> 00:07:58,962 If this kid I picked up from the university 82 00:07:58,996 --> 00:08:00,797 can put it together like he says, 83 00:08:00,831 --> 00:08:03,033 our days of struggling may soon be over. 84 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,168 We do even half the numbers of Debbie Does Dallas, 85 00:08:05,202 --> 00:08:06,670 I'm outta the red for good. 86 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,839 Hell, let's make a picture a week, then. 87 00:08:08,872 --> 00:08:10,073 Patience, darlin'. 88 00:08:10,107 --> 00:08:13,242 I've been being patient my whole life. 89 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,144 Well, that's the thing about being patient. 90 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:18,948 - I need to be famous, Wayne. - Mmm-hmm. 91 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:20,716 I'm ready for the high life. 92 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,594 I'm sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 93 00:08:22,618 --> 00:08:25,321 Well, you help me keep those jokers in line out there, 94 00:08:25,354 --> 00:08:27,264 I'll make sure you get everything your heart desires. 95 00:08:27,288 --> 00:08:28,923 You better have. 96 00:08:28,957 --> 00:08:30,558 I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. 97 00:08:30,592 --> 00:08:33,762 I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste. 98 00:08:33,795 --> 00:08:35,930 - Don't I know it. - I mean it. 99 00:08:35,964 --> 00:08:38,233 I want the whole world to know my name. 100 00:08:38,266 --> 00:08:40,568 Like Lynda Carter or some shit. 101 00:08:40,602 --> 00:08:41,735 Hey, everyone with a pulse 102 00:08:41,769 --> 00:08:43,937 is gonna lust after a piece of Maxine Minx 103 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:45,305 once they see what you can do. 104 00:08:45,339 --> 00:08:46,774 You know why? 105 00:08:48,609 --> 00:08:50,077 Why? 106 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,012 'Cause you got that X factor. 107 00:08:53,781 --> 00:08:55,149 Fuckin'-A-right. 108 00:08:55,182 --> 00:08:56,616 Now, mosey on over there 109 00:08:56,649 --> 00:08:58,651 and grab us some Wonder Bread, Wonder Woman. 110 00:09:02,622 --> 00:09:03,923 I don't like his girlfriend. 111 00:09:03,956 --> 00:09:05,958 You don't like anybody's girlfriend. 112 00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:08,828 She hardly says a word. She just stares at everyone. 113 00:09:09,328 --> 00:09:10,295 Well, she's shy. 114 00:09:10,328 --> 00:09:12,798 Probably ain't never seen nobody like us before. 115 00:09:12,831 --> 00:09:14,966 People who stare give me the heebie-jeebies. 116 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,034 Better get used to that 117 00:09:16,068 --> 00:09:17,602 if you're gonna be in the movies. 118 00:09:26,977 --> 00:09:28,913 Your little boyfriend is cute. 119 00:09:30,014 --> 00:09:31,949 You help him with all his films? 120 00:09:34,151 --> 00:09:36,020 Sometimes, yeah. 121 00:09:39,189 --> 00:09:40,723 Is that your boyfriend? 122 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,129 Sometimes, yeah. 123 00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:51,034 Hey, how come you don't gotta film none of this in order? 124 00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:52,378 Well, once I have it all in the can, 125 00:09:52,402 --> 00:09:53,836 I can rearrange it however I want. 126 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:55,370 No shit. 127 00:09:55,404 --> 00:09:56,905 I actually intend on experimenting 128 00:09:56,939 --> 00:09:57,873 a lot with the film's editing. 129 00:09:57,906 --> 00:10:00,142 Giving it a certain sense of the avant-garde, 130 00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:01,319 like they're doing in France. 131 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:03,078 It's classier that way. 132 00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:05,180 And it's a good trick to disguise the low budget. 133 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,187 All right, let's slate it. 134 00:10:11,853 --> 00:10:13,688 And hit it. 135 00:10:21,428 --> 00:10:23,263 All right, go ahead and fill her up. 136 00:10:29,136 --> 00:10:30,270 You know, 137 00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:32,372 if you tilt the camera up 138 00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:34,407 from the nozzle... 139 00:10:34,441 --> 00:10:36,709 ...it'll look like he's using his cock. 140 00:10:56,361 --> 00:10:58,963 See? I got good sense, too. 141 00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:04,067 How come we couldn't do 142 00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:05,802 any of this filming in Houston? 143 00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:06,737 Ain't they got plenty of farms? 144 00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:09,106 Well, this county raised property taxes, 145 00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:11,875 a little bit of cash goes a long way out here. 146 00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:12,986 Most older folks can't compete 147 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:15,078 with the bigger outfits no more. 148 00:11:15,112 --> 00:11:17,247 Now, we're not the only ones trying to make a buck. 149 00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,749 Kidnappers, murderers, 150 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,083 sex fiends... 151 00:11:21,117 --> 00:11:23,019 All the result 152 00:11:23,052 --> 00:11:26,322 of our increasingly secular society... 153 00:11:26,355 --> 00:11:27,500 Besides, it ain't exactly something 154 00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:29,358 I wanna advertise around town. 155 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:30,760 You know how some people can get 156 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,128 when it comes to sex. 157 00:11:32,161 --> 00:11:33,195 Remember what happened 158 00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:35,230 in Sodom and Gomorrah. 159 00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:39,734 - Get what we needed? - Oh, I got it. 160 00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:42,771 Thanks to help from yours truly. 161 00:11:42,804 --> 00:11:45,473 - Got my smokes? - Yes. God damn. 162 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:47,241 I'm just askin'. 163 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,009 Hey, if I'm gonna be having sex for you, 164 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:50,477 I'm gonna need cigarettes. 165 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:53,914 How's the script? 166 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,017 I don't know. It's all right. 167 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,453 Does it matter? 168 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,088 Hey, I don't wanna have to wear a hard hat 169 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,856 to make a livin', do you? 170 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,159 No. 171 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,303 Then don't you be bringin' down the vibe 172 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,428 of my investments. 173 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:11,164 Negativity attracts negative results. 174 00:12:15,934 --> 00:12:19,238 Winstons? You know I only smoke Old Golds. 175 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,006 All they had, Bobby-Lynne. 176 00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:23,342 That's it. I'm calling my agent. 177 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,044 Just get back in the dang van. 178 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,381 Mmm-mmm! 179 00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:34,986 That's right. 180 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:36,555 The deviants are already amongst us, 181 00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:39,323 waiting for our sons and daughters. 182 00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:41,560 So, heed dire warnings, 183 00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:45,061 and repent before it is too late. 184 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,364 He may be a forgiving God, 185 00:12:48,865 --> 00:12:51,935 but every man has got his limits. 186 00:13:07,483 --> 00:13:09,218 Must be a bad wreck. 187 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:10,452 Y'all stay safe out there. 188 00:13:10,486 --> 00:13:12,954 I'll be right back with some more golden oldies 189 00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:14,422 right after this commercial break. 190 00:13:14,455 --> 00:13:16,891 93.5, KBQB. 191 00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:21,497 ...the 60th anniversary 192 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:24,132 ...take place this Saturday. 193 00:13:24,165 --> 00:13:27,301 Don't miss your chance to tour the entire state... 194 00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:40,247 - What is it? - Oh, don't look. 195 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,081 I hate blood and guts. 196 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,618 Just when you thought 197 00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:46,218 you'd escaped the slaughterhouse. 198 00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:48,054 Yeah. 199 00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,488 Now, that's a bonanza... 200 00:13:49,523 --> 00:13:51,924 Was that the... 201 00:14:11,442 --> 00:14:15,212 This is it. Our own studio backlot. 202 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,114 Thank goodness. I'm horny. 203 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:20,017 - You're always horny. - No, not always. 204 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,287 It's perfect. 205 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,489 It's really gonna add a lot of production value. 206 00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:05,126 Y'all stay put while I go 207 00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:06,438 and handle business right quick. 208 00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:38,724 This wasn't I had in mind 209 00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:40,458 when I agreed to help out on your film. 210 00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:42,293 Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine. 211 00:15:42,326 --> 00:15:44,195 RJ, it's smut. 212 00:15:45,229 --> 00:15:47,231 When did you become such a prude? 213 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,167 I'm not. 214 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,570 I just don't understand why you're doing all this. 215 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,472 Because it is possible to make a good dirty movie. 216 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,418 Who's that? 217 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:14,957 Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy. We spoke on the telephone. 218 00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:30,171 Uh... 219 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:33,006 Howard, right? 220 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,076 You from the county? 221 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,279 This here's private property. 222 00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:42,517 Didn't you see the signs down at the end of the drive? 223 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,352 Oh, easy, partner. 224 00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:54,761 Somethin's wrong. 225 00:16:56,262 --> 00:16:57,598 What'chu talkin' 'bout? 226 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:08,406 You're trespassing. The law says I can shoot. 227 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,043 Sir, I ain't from the county. 228 00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:14,312 I'm from Houston. 229 00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:17,181 We spoke on Tuesday. You remember? 230 00:17:18,249 --> 00:17:19,584 About y'all's boarding house. 231 00:17:22,152 --> 00:17:23,788 Oh, that's right. 232 00:17:23,822 --> 00:17:26,357 You're looking for a place to stay. 233 00:17:29,325 --> 00:17:33,664 Well, you never can be too careful with strangers. 234 00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,636 You had me pretty nervous there. 235 00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:40,638 It ain't even loaded. 236 00:17:41,404 --> 00:17:42,438 Most of the times, 237 00:17:42,472 --> 00:17:44,641 just wavin' it around is all it takes. 238 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,076 Oh, yes, sir. 239 00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:51,648 I keep the same thing in my glove box. 240 00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:56,351 Wow, that's one ugly sumbitch. 241 00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:00,054 What? 242 00:18:00,589 --> 00:18:01,690 He is. 243 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:26,535 Hell of a spread you got here. 244 00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:30,906 We like it. 245 00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:47,622 You all right there, old-timer? 246 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,324 I'm fine. 247 00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:11,878 - She ain't much. - She's gorgeous. 248 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:20,819 Building was for soldiers during the Civil War. 249 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,522 They never saw any action though. 250 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,189 What about you? 251 00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:27,526 You serve? 252 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,529 Flat feet. 253 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,965 I did. Two tours in South Vietnam. 254 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:34,832 Had enough farmers 255 00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:37,200 tryin' to shoot me for one lifetime. 256 00:20:39,036 --> 00:20:40,638 Know what I mean, Pops? 257 00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:41,939 Oorah. 258 00:20:49,012 --> 00:20:50,647 Oh, careful, Howie. 259 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,515 Hot damn, that's my future fiancee 260 00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:53,550 you're eyeballin' there. 261 00:20:55,451 --> 00:20:56,486 Been a while 262 00:20:56,519 --> 00:20:58,253 since you seen anythin' that nice? 263 00:20:58,287 --> 00:20:59,856 I don't recall you mentioning 264 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:01,891 you'd bringing all these others. 265 00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,927 Now, about that... 266 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,429 See, your ad said $30, but... 267 00:21:08,464 --> 00:21:11,500 I threw in a little extra to sweeten the deal. 268 00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:12,801 I hope that's okay. 269 00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:22,577 I don't think I like you, Wayne. 270 00:21:25,046 --> 00:21:26,814 In fact, 271 00:21:26,848 --> 00:21:29,282 I don't much like the looks of none of y'all. 272 00:21:29,316 --> 00:21:30,985 Now, my wife is next door, 273 00:21:31,018 --> 00:21:34,554 so I would appreciate a little discretion. 274 00:21:37,356 --> 00:21:38,692 I give you my word. 275 00:21:40,727 --> 00:21:42,562 You won't even know we're here. 276 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,903 That was some stellar negotiating. 277 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,938 You really do have a knack for business. 278 00:21:52,972 --> 00:21:54,339 You keep jawin', towhead, 279 00:21:54,372 --> 00:21:56,475 I'll pull you off the main stage for a month. 280 00:21:56,509 --> 00:21:57,676 Oh, but then, honey, 281 00:21:57,710 --> 00:21:59,478 you won't make no money neither. 282 00:21:59,512 --> 00:22:00,621 How could you just stand there 283 00:22:00,645 --> 00:22:01,856 and let him talk about us like that? 284 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,914 Oh, calm down. 285 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,348 Ain't no need to harsh the mellow. 286 00:22:04,381 --> 00:22:05,817 It's harmless. He's just old. 287 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,351 His pecker ain't probably been hard 288 00:22:07,384 --> 00:22:08,428 since before you were born. 289 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,320 I'd hate people like us then, too. 290 00:22:10,354 --> 00:22:11,914 He don't know what we're doing, does he? 291 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,894 So, church mouse, you do speak. 292 00:22:22,365 --> 00:22:23,432 No. 293 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,903 He sure doesn't. 294 00:22:25,936 --> 00:22:28,472 And I intend to keep it that way. 295 00:22:28,505 --> 00:22:30,706 Now, I don't wanna give the old codger a heart attack. 296 00:22:31,607 --> 00:22:33,543 Would you? 297 00:22:33,576 --> 00:22:34,944 It's better to beg for forgiveness 298 00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:36,378 than ask for permission. 299 00:22:36,411 --> 00:22:37,680 You know what I mean? 300 00:22:40,049 --> 00:22:41,316 All right. 301 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,653 That's enough jabberin'. 302 00:22:44,686 --> 00:22:47,122 I reckon it's about high time we cut to the chase 303 00:22:47,155 --> 00:22:49,024 and we give the people what they wanna see. 304 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:50,859 What do you say? 305 00:22:51,893 --> 00:22:53,061 Fucking finally! 306 00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:20,887 Okay. Now... Now flip her over. 307 00:23:21,821 --> 00:23:22,822 Ooh! 308 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:33,866 Oh, yeah. Fuck me. 309 00:23:33,899 --> 00:23:35,534 - Yeah. - Fuck. 310 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:36,602 That's great. 311 00:23:36,635 --> 00:23:38,470 Just scooch your chin up for me. 312 00:23:39,771 --> 00:23:41,438 All right, now slow it all down. 313 00:23:41,472 --> 00:23:43,808 - I wanna see the passion. - Hey, kid. 314 00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,077 How about you just point the camera 315 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:47,478 and stay in your lane. 316 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:48,980 Let me do the screwing here. 317 00:23:56,653 --> 00:23:57,654 Yeah! 318 00:23:58,755 --> 00:23:59,756 Yes! 319 00:24:16,505 --> 00:24:17,673 Oh, my God. 320 00:26:22,255 --> 00:26:24,324 Now, I may not know shit from Shinola 321 00:26:24,357 --> 00:26:25,191 when it comes to filmmaking, 322 00:26:25,225 --> 00:26:27,060 but I know for damn sure people are gonna 323 00:26:27,093 --> 00:26:28,728 wanna see what I just saw in there. 324 00:26:28,762 --> 00:26:29,805 Well, that's 'cause I'm not treatin' it 325 00:26:29,829 --> 00:26:32,031 like pornography, but as cinema. 326 00:26:32,064 --> 00:26:35,000 That's what these other adult films are lackin'. 327 00:26:35,034 --> 00:26:38,137 Whatever you're doin', you keep doin' it. 328 00:26:39,705 --> 00:26:41,006 People's eyes are gonna pop out 329 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,075 of their damn skulls when they see this. 330 00:26:43,108 --> 00:26:44,276 We're gonna be rich. 331 00:26:44,309 --> 00:26:46,010 Feel how hard my cock is. 332 00:27:03,994 --> 00:27:05,328 Oh, sorry, baby. 333 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,601 Don't be standing there 334 00:27:11,635 --> 00:27:13,336 like you're all proud of yourself. 335 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,638 I was born for this line of work. 336 00:27:15,671 --> 00:27:19,308 Uh. You didn't do nothin', dummy. 337 00:27:20,076 --> 00:27:22,678 It's called actin'. 338 00:27:22,711 --> 00:27:25,614 You good, but you ain't that good. 339 00:27:33,755 --> 00:27:35,190 Fuck my pussy. 340 00:27:35,223 --> 00:27:37,258 Oh, you make me so wet. 341 00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:39,794 Oh, my God, you're so big. 342 00:27:43,263 --> 00:27:46,767 Aw, don't look so glum. 343 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,002 You did just fine. Come here. 344 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,341 I think I love you. 345 00:27:55,309 --> 00:27:57,009 Bless your heart. 346 00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:36,936 And action! 347 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:45,044 Sorry to bother you, ma'am, 348 00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:48,314 but my van broke down on the highway back yonder, 349 00:29:48,347 --> 00:29:49,281 and I was hopin' 350 00:29:49,315 --> 00:29:51,149 I could use y'all's phone to call for help. 351 00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:55,286 Oh, my goodness. 352 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,389 I'm afraid we don't own a telephone, 353 00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,124 but my daddy will be home soon, 354 00:30:00,158 --> 00:30:03,161 and I'm sure he could give you a lift to town. 355 00:30:03,194 --> 00:30:05,762 Would you like to come inside? 356 00:30:09,399 --> 00:30:10,801 Much obliged. 357 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,521 Hello? 358 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:19,887 Hello? 359 00:32:49,716 --> 00:32:51,183 Lemonade? 360 00:33:06,264 --> 00:33:08,967 Sure is hot out there. 361 00:33:10,101 --> 00:33:12,002 You must be awful thirsty. 362 00:33:12,035 --> 00:33:14,304 Yes, ma'am. 363 00:33:23,581 --> 00:33:25,047 It's got a good taste. 364 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:12,560 I should probably get back now. 365 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:15,463 My boyfriend gets real fussy 366 00:34:15,496 --> 00:34:17,163 when he don't know where I'm at, so... 367 00:34:30,543 --> 00:34:34,414 Come with me before Daddy gets home. 368 00:34:54,632 --> 00:34:57,067 I was young once, too. 369 00:34:59,670 --> 00:35:03,173 It was taken right before the first war. 370 00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:09,713 Believe it or not, my Howard served in both. 371 00:35:11,146 --> 00:35:14,250 He survived the trenches and Omaha Beach. 372 00:35:15,251 --> 00:35:16,453 There wasn't anything 373 00:35:16,486 --> 00:35:18,320 he wouldn't do for me back then. 374 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,797 That's the power of beauty. 375 00:35:30,131 --> 00:35:33,034 I was a dancer in those early years. 376 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:37,237 But then the war came, so... 377 00:35:37,271 --> 00:35:40,408 Not everything in life turns out how you expect. 378 00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:51,350 Such a special face. 379 00:35:57,123 --> 00:35:58,291 Beautiful. 380 00:36:00,727 --> 00:36:01,761 Look. 381 00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:20,712 I don't know what's come over me. 382 00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:23,314 I've never quite felt like this before. 383 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:27,151 If Daddy catches us, 384 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:30,754 there's no telling what he might do. 385 00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:35,859 What are you doing? 386 00:36:45,835 --> 00:36:47,235 You should go. 387 00:36:49,204 --> 00:36:50,707 It will be our secret. 388 00:36:51,608 --> 00:36:52,842 What will? 389 00:36:53,843 --> 00:36:54,844 Shh. 390 00:37:32,712 --> 00:37:33,713 Watch out! 391 00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:36,859 I've been looking everywhere for you! 392 00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:37,951 Sorry. 393 00:37:37,984 --> 00:37:40,285 The kid says we're gonna lose the light! 394 00:37:40,319 --> 00:37:41,720 Well, come on now, chop-chop. 395 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:56,501 You're not good. Bluff it. 396 00:37:58,603 --> 00:38:00,303 You're a fucking sex symbol. 397 00:38:06,544 --> 00:38:10,312 I will not accept a life I do not deserve. 398 00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:50,317 Are you ready? 399 00:38:57,491 --> 00:38:58,559 Let's go to work. 400 00:39:22,581 --> 00:39:24,416 Coast is clear. 401 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:25,851 - Right... - Sound speed. 402 00:39:25,884 --> 00:39:27,986 Okay, we're rollin'. 403 00:39:28,019 --> 00:39:29,855 Farmer's Daughter, take one. 404 00:39:35,993 --> 00:39:36,994 Action. 405 00:39:40,965 --> 00:39:42,933 I'm looking for the owner of this farm. 406 00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:45,603 His daughter said I could find him in here. 407 00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:48,338 You must have been talking to my sister. 408 00:39:48,371 --> 00:39:49,473 Sister? 409 00:39:49,507 --> 00:39:52,809 - She didn't mention you. - Not surprised. 410 00:39:53,977 --> 00:39:56,412 She's always been jealous. 411 00:39:56,446 --> 00:39:59,649 I'm younger, get all the attention. 412 00:40:01,618 --> 00:40:04,020 Daddy never lets her leave the farm anymore. 413 00:40:05,754 --> 00:40:08,023 He's very protective. 414 00:40:08,056 --> 00:40:09,792 Well, I was hopin' he could give me a ride 415 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,894 back to town before it got dark. 416 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,801 We shouldn't disturb him. 417 00:40:20,735 --> 00:40:22,537 It would only make him angry. 418 00:40:23,938 --> 00:40:26,306 You wouldn't like Daddy when he's angry. 419 00:40:31,412 --> 00:40:33,013 I could give you a ride. 420 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,648 We talked about this. 421 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,552 Howard? 422 00:44:15,053 --> 00:44:16,187 Please. 423 00:44:24,294 --> 00:44:25,662 You know I can't. 424 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:27,297 My heart... 425 00:44:49,018 --> 00:44:53,989 ♪ They're gonna put me in the movies 426 00:44:54,022 --> 00:44:57,592 ♪ They're gonna make a big star out of me 427 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,996 ♪ They'll make a film about a girl 428 00:45:01,029 --> 00:45:04,331 ♪ Who's sad and lonely 429 00:45:04,366 --> 00:45:08,035 ♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪ 430 00:45:08,069 --> 00:45:10,271 You were amazing out there. 431 00:45:10,304 --> 00:45:12,840 Now I know why Wayne left his wife for you. 432 00:45:12,873 --> 00:45:15,076 So do I. 433 00:45:15,109 --> 00:45:16,077 Careful. 434 00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:18,678 Told y'all she was somethin' special. 435 00:45:18,711 --> 00:45:19,879 X factor. 436 00:45:21,815 --> 00:45:22,816 Thanks, baby. 437 00:45:34,927 --> 00:45:35,961 What are you looking at? 438 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:37,329 Wait, come on now. 439 00:45:37,363 --> 00:45:38,964 No, Wayne. 440 00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:40,933 Anybody ever teach you not to stare? 441 00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:42,634 It's rude. 442 00:45:43,836 --> 00:45:45,737 You got somethin' to say to me or what? 443 00:45:45,771 --> 00:45:46,771 No. 444 00:45:50,007 --> 00:45:52,276 Well, I do have a question. 445 00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:54,379 See, she's interested, is all. 446 00:45:54,413 --> 00:45:56,214 What's on your mind, church mouse? 447 00:45:56,247 --> 00:45:58,116 Isn't it strange 448 00:45:58,149 --> 00:46:00,151 watching her doin' it with him? 449 00:46:00,184 --> 00:46:02,319 It's just business. 450 00:46:02,352 --> 00:46:04,721 As long as the camera is runnin'. 451 00:46:04,754 --> 00:46:06,656 So the camera changes things? 452 00:46:06,690 --> 00:46:07,757 That's right. 453 00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:08,959 It's not real life, Raine. 454 00:46:08,992 --> 00:46:10,361 It's just a movie. 455 00:46:11,328 --> 00:46:12,363 I know that. 456 00:46:14,965 --> 00:46:16,031 Just sayin'. 457 00:46:16,966 --> 00:46:18,134 What about love? 458 00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:19,436 What about love? 459 00:46:19,469 --> 00:46:20,836 Well, don't y'all believe in it? 460 00:46:20,870 --> 00:46:22,405 Of course we believe in love. 461 00:46:22,439 --> 00:46:23,739 How can you love someone 462 00:46:23,772 --> 00:46:25,141 and still be with other people? 463 00:46:25,174 --> 00:46:26,008 You think we don't have 464 00:46:26,041 --> 00:46:27,676 no morals or somethin', is that it? 465 00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:29,811 No. No, I just... 466 00:46:29,844 --> 00:46:32,347 Take it from me, letting outdated traditions 467 00:46:32,381 --> 00:46:34,450 control how you live your life will get you nowhere. 468 00:46:34,483 --> 00:46:35,451 I don't know about you, but I got 469 00:46:35,484 --> 00:46:37,752 better places to be than where I came from. 470 00:46:37,785 --> 00:46:38,920 Amen to that. 471 00:46:38,953 --> 00:46:40,855 And besides, it's just sex. 472 00:46:40,889 --> 00:46:41,932 You can decide who you wanna love, 473 00:46:41,956 --> 00:46:43,224 but not who you wanna screw. 474 00:46:43,258 --> 00:46:45,292 Attraction's out of our control. 475 00:46:45,325 --> 00:46:48,028 It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside. 476 00:46:48,061 --> 00:46:48,929 I seen you sneaking 477 00:46:48,962 --> 00:46:51,432 a few long peeks at Jackson over here. 478 00:46:51,466 --> 00:46:54,268 - No, I... I wasn't looking... - It's okay. 479 00:46:54,301 --> 00:46:55,769 He don't mind none. 480 00:46:55,802 --> 00:46:57,004 She's right. 481 00:46:57,804 --> 00:46:58,938 I don't mind. 482 00:47:00,173 --> 00:47:01,207 No offense. 483 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,377 Everybody likes sex. 484 00:47:03,410 --> 00:47:04,911 It's a gas. 485 00:47:04,944 --> 00:47:07,213 We're just not afraid to admit it. 486 00:47:07,246 --> 00:47:09,949 Queer, straight, Black, white... 487 00:47:09,982 --> 00:47:11,884 It's all disco. 488 00:47:11,918 --> 00:47:14,119 You know why? Because one day, 489 00:47:14,152 --> 00:47:16,254 we're gonna be too old to fuck. 490 00:47:16,288 --> 00:47:18,723 And life's too short, if you ask me. 491 00:47:18,757 --> 00:47:20,258 Roger that. 492 00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:22,227 The fact of the truth of the matter is, 493 00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:23,895 we turn folks on. 494 00:47:26,097 --> 00:47:28,966 - And that scares 'em. - They can't look away neither. 495 00:47:28,999 --> 00:47:30,935 That's right. 496 00:47:30,968 --> 00:47:33,505 We're like a foxy car wreck. 497 00:47:33,538 --> 00:47:35,172 Which is how I know 498 00:47:35,206 --> 00:47:38,108 that this new home video market is set to explode. 499 00:47:38,142 --> 00:47:40,445 Finally, people are gonna get to see what they desire 500 00:47:40,478 --> 00:47:43,846 in the privacy of their own homes, free of judgment. 501 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,282 We're gonna give that to them before anyone else. 502 00:47:46,316 --> 00:47:47,418 Porn ain't only gonna be 503 00:47:47,451 --> 00:47:49,386 - for perverts no more. - Aw. 504 00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:50,253 Toast to the perverts. 505 00:47:50,286 --> 00:47:52,356 They've been payin' our bills for years. 506 00:47:52,389 --> 00:47:54,391 Hear, hear! To the perverts! 507 00:47:54,425 --> 00:47:56,158 To livin' a life of excess, 508 00:47:56,191 --> 00:47:59,828 being young and having fun till the day we die. 509 00:47:59,861 --> 00:48:01,930 To the power of independent cinema. 510 00:48:01,964 --> 00:48:03,799 To living life on our own terms. 511 00:48:03,832 --> 00:48:04,866 And never accepting what 512 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:06,902 self-righteous naysayers have to say. 513 00:48:06,935 --> 00:48:08,971 Right on. 514 00:48:09,004 --> 00:48:11,339 I don't know if I agree with all of that, 515 00:48:12,474 --> 00:48:14,443 but I did like what I saw today. 516 00:48:17,845 --> 00:48:19,313 I didn't think I would, but I did. 517 00:48:19,347 --> 00:48:20,515 Cheers to that. 518 00:48:22,183 --> 00:48:23,883 - You ready? - Yeah. 519 00:48:39,566 --> 00:48:43,436 ♪ I took my love I took it down 520 00:48:46,005 --> 00:48:49,908 ♪ I climbed a mountain and I turned around 521 00:48:51,110 --> 00:48:54,513 ♪ And I saw my reflection 522 00:48:54,546 --> 00:48:57,949 ♪ In the snow-covered hills 523 00:48:57,982 --> 00:49:02,354 ♪ Till the landslide brought me down 524 00:49:03,988 --> 00:49:10,160 ♪ Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? 525 00:49:10,193 --> 00:49:15,332 ♪ Can the child within my heart rise above? 526 00:49:16,601 --> 00:49:18,268 ♪ Can I sail 527 00:49:18,302 --> 00:49:23,105 ♪ Through the changin' ocean tides? 528 00:49:23,139 --> 00:49:26,543 ♪ Can I handle the seasons 529 00:49:26,576 --> 00:49:29,413 ♪ Of my life? 530 00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:45,060 ♪ Well, I've been afraid 531 00:49:45,093 --> 00:49:47,929 ♪ Of changin' 532 00:49:47,962 --> 00:49:52,066 ♪ 'Cause I built my life 533 00:49:52,099 --> 00:49:53,967 ♪ Around you 534 00:49:55,102 --> 00:49:58,506 ♪ But time makes you bolder 535 00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:02,109 ♪ Even children get older 536 00:50:02,142 --> 00:50:06,547 ♪ And I'm gettin' older too 537 00:50:33,672 --> 00:50:35,206 I wanna do a scene in the movie. 538 00:50:43,981 --> 00:50:44,982 What? 539 00:50:49,052 --> 00:50:50,421 I wanna be in the movie. 540 00:50:51,955 --> 00:50:53,156 No. 541 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,429 Well, why not? 542 00:51:00,063 --> 00:51:02,131 Well... 543 00:51:02,164 --> 00:51:03,232 Because... 544 00:51:04,199 --> 00:51:05,368 No. 545 00:51:08,303 --> 00:51:09,648 Did y'all put her up to this or somethin'? 546 00:51:09,672 --> 00:51:10,973 - No! - Hey! 547 00:51:11,006 --> 00:51:12,709 Take it easy. They didn't do nothin'. 548 00:51:12,742 --> 00:51:14,309 Nobody put me up to anything. 549 00:51:14,344 --> 00:51:16,244 I've been thinking about it all day. 550 00:51:16,277 --> 00:51:17,311 And... 551 00:51:18,547 --> 00:51:19,515 Well, I'm young. 552 00:51:19,548 --> 00:51:22,250 And if we really are makin' a good dirty movie, 553 00:51:22,283 --> 00:51:24,152 then I don't wanna just carry the equipment. 554 00:51:25,521 --> 00:51:26,622 I wanna be in it. 555 00:51:27,556 --> 00:51:28,923 Well, you can't. 556 00:51:31,024 --> 00:51:32,025 Says who? 557 00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:35,430 It's my film, Lorraine. 558 00:51:35,463 --> 00:51:37,130 I mean, it wouldn't make any sense. 559 00:51:37,164 --> 00:51:39,099 We've already shot half of it. 560 00:51:39,132 --> 00:51:42,135 The story can't just suddenly change midway through. 561 00:51:44,203 --> 00:51:45,237 Why? 562 00:51:47,072 --> 00:51:48,608 Because it just isn't done. 563 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:52,278 What about in Psycho? You love that movie. 564 00:51:54,548 --> 00:51:58,517 Well, Psycho is a horror film. 565 00:51:58,551 --> 00:52:01,986 And that plot was a MacGuffin to build suspense. 566 00:52:02,020 --> 00:52:03,556 And I'm not making that kind of movie. 567 00:52:03,589 --> 00:52:05,056 Oh, come on, RJ. 568 00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:07,292 Nobody's comin' to see this film for the plot. 569 00:52:07,325 --> 00:52:09,361 They're comin' to see tits and ass. 570 00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:13,163 - And a big dick. - Lorraine! 571 00:52:13,197 --> 00:52:14,298 It's the truth. 572 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,569 Why not just give the people what they're payin' for? 573 00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:20,003 Because I'm making something better than that. 574 00:52:21,606 --> 00:52:23,541 When did you become such a prude? 575 00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:27,644 All right, hold on. 576 00:52:27,678 --> 00:52:31,448 I am the executive producer, which means I get a word. 577 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,350 So, why don't we just take a step outside 578 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:36,252 before anythin' gets said that someone might regret. 579 00:52:44,527 --> 00:52:46,496 You gotta back me up in here, Wayne! 580 00:52:46,529 --> 00:52:47,773 I mean, this situation is fixin' 581 00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:50,198 to get outta control. It is awfully close. 582 00:52:50,232 --> 00:52:51,767 Relax. 583 00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:54,035 Hey, what is it they say, "Life imitates art"? 584 00:52:54,069 --> 00:52:56,036 It's the other way around. 585 00:52:56,070 --> 00:52:57,137 Whatever, it don't matter. 586 00:52:57,171 --> 00:52:58,181 But you need to listen to me, okay? 587 00:52:58,205 --> 00:53:01,543 Because you ain't been 42, and I have been 23. 588 00:53:01,576 --> 00:53:03,110 And I'm gonna explain somethin' to you 589 00:53:03,143 --> 00:53:04,613 about young women. 590 00:53:04,646 --> 00:53:06,213 Now, if she's serious, 591 00:53:07,516 --> 00:53:09,315 which I suspect she is, 592 00:53:10,551 --> 00:53:13,086 she's gonna do it whether you like it or not. 593 00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:15,523 Now, you try to stop her, not only is she gonna do it, 594 00:53:15,556 --> 00:53:17,767 she's gonna go on and do it with God knows how many people 595 00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:19,192 in God knows how many other films, 596 00:53:19,225 --> 00:53:20,661 and nobody wants that. 597 00:53:21,529 --> 00:53:22,563 The way I see it, 598 00:53:22,596 --> 00:53:24,531 you only got one good option here. 599 00:53:24,564 --> 00:53:27,165 What, letting her get balled by some man whore? 600 00:53:27,199 --> 00:53:28,835 Come on now, Jackson is a professional. 601 00:53:28,868 --> 00:53:30,670 He ain't got no diseases or nothin'. 602 00:53:30,703 --> 00:53:32,539 You just want more sex in the movie. 603 00:53:32,572 --> 00:53:34,607 That ain't me, hoss. She wants it, you heard her. 604 00:53:35,675 --> 00:53:37,409 Heck, if she does great, 605 00:53:37,442 --> 00:53:39,511 she gets famous, maybe she'll take you with her. 606 00:53:41,279 --> 00:53:42,748 Wayne, you don't get it. 607 00:53:44,483 --> 00:53:46,785 Lorraine is not like the others in there. 608 00:53:46,818 --> 00:53:49,086 She is a nice girl. 609 00:53:51,390 --> 00:53:52,757 I beg your pardon? 610 00:53:52,790 --> 00:53:54,759 No, I didn't mean it like that. 611 00:53:54,792 --> 00:53:58,161 Oh, I hate to be the one to tell you this, 612 00:54:00,130 --> 00:54:02,165 but ain't none of them nice girls. 613 00:57:11,842 --> 00:57:12,876 To hell with this. 614 00:57:12,909 --> 00:57:14,276 She can have it. 615 00:57:14,311 --> 00:57:15,688 Let's see how far they get without me. 616 00:57:15,712 --> 00:57:17,481 Good luck finding 617 00:57:17,514 --> 00:57:18,682 your own way out of here. 618 00:57:29,091 --> 00:57:30,291 What the... 619 00:57:43,404 --> 00:57:44,539 Ma'am? 620 00:57:55,749 --> 00:57:56,850 Are you all right? 621 00:58:07,427 --> 00:58:08,461 Sorry, I'm... 622 00:58:19,372 --> 00:58:20,473 Ma'am? 623 00:58:35,987 --> 00:58:36,987 What? 624 00:58:38,489 --> 00:58:39,590 How come you just did that? 625 00:58:41,759 --> 00:58:44,628 Why won't you look at me? 626 00:58:44,662 --> 00:58:47,331 Look at me like you looked at her. 627 00:58:47,665 --> 00:58:49,433 What? 628 00:58:49,466 --> 00:58:51,467 I can show you what I'm capable of. 629 00:58:51,501 --> 00:58:53,403 Stop. I don't wanna see it. 630 00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:01,110 Maybe we should just go find your husband. 631 00:59:36,576 --> 00:59:37,611 Help me. 632 01:01:34,886 --> 01:01:40,726 ♪ Oui, oui, Marie 633 01:01:42,328 --> 01:01:49,533 ♪ If you'll do this for me 634 01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:56,240 ♪ Then I'll do that for you 635 01:01:57,007 --> 01:02:03,246 ♪ Oui, oui, Marie 636 01:02:09,652 --> 01:02:12,988 ♪ Come on, baby Don't fear the reaper ♪ 637 01:03:00,367 --> 01:03:01,567 RJ? 638 01:03:24,688 --> 01:03:25,689 RJ? 639 01:04:32,486 --> 01:04:34,887 Hey, hey, hey. 640 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,122 What's goin' on, church mouse? 641 01:04:37,156 --> 01:04:41,294 It's RJ. I woke up, and he was gone. 642 01:04:41,327 --> 01:04:42,327 I... 643 01:04:44,330 --> 01:04:46,098 You don't think he left me, do you? 644 01:04:47,932 --> 01:04:49,200 Well, the van's still here. 645 01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:51,702 He's gotta be around somewhere. 646 01:04:55,773 --> 01:04:59,911 Oh, hey, it ain't like your dog ran off. 647 01:04:59,944 --> 01:05:02,245 He's probably just processin' things, you know? 648 01:05:03,146 --> 01:05:04,147 Go on back to bed. 649 01:05:04,181 --> 01:05:07,717 I feel bad if I hurt him. I don't wanna break up. 650 01:05:07,751 --> 01:05:10,153 Hun, you didn't do nothin' wrong. 651 01:05:10,187 --> 01:05:11,855 He'll get over it. 652 01:05:11,888 --> 01:05:14,224 He just needs to toughen up, is all. 653 01:05:14,257 --> 01:05:15,859 Come on. I'll talk to him in the morning. 654 01:05:16,892 --> 01:05:18,328 Will you help me find him? 655 01:05:20,297 --> 01:05:22,264 Please? I'm worried. 656 01:05:25,801 --> 01:05:27,203 All right. 657 01:05:27,236 --> 01:05:29,905 I ain't gettin' in the middle of no more of this shit. 658 01:05:40,416 --> 01:05:41,417 RJ! 659 01:05:42,850 --> 01:05:44,985 Are you in here, brother? 660 01:05:45,018 --> 01:05:47,455 This ain't the way to go about handlin' this. 661 01:05:59,533 --> 01:06:01,200 Oh, no. 662 01:06:07,873 --> 01:06:10,277 I'm sorry if I disturbed you. 663 01:06:10,310 --> 01:06:12,211 What are you doin' out here? 664 01:06:15,481 --> 01:06:17,316 I'm lookin' for my boyfriend. 665 01:06:24,923 --> 01:06:26,958 Have you seen my wife? 666 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:29,159 No, sir. 667 01:06:36,033 --> 01:06:38,769 Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. 668 01:06:40,871 --> 01:06:42,872 Never let a good woman out of your sight. 669 01:06:44,441 --> 01:06:46,277 Never mention her weight. 670 01:06:47,544 --> 01:06:49,112 How do you think I've been surrounded 671 01:06:49,145 --> 01:06:52,181 by so many beautiful females my whole life? 672 01:06:53,149 --> 01:06:54,784 There's an art to it. 673 01:06:56,152 --> 01:06:57,786 Just like business. 674 01:07:09,264 --> 01:07:12,501 Fuck! Son of a bitch! 675 01:07:25,546 --> 01:07:27,147 Oh, fuck me! 676 01:07:29,350 --> 01:07:33,287 Oh, shut up, cheeseburger! Go wander into traffic. 677 01:07:33,321 --> 01:07:35,889 Oh, fuck. 678 01:07:41,661 --> 01:07:43,363 RJ, you in here? 679 01:07:44,229 --> 01:07:46,265 I stepped on a nail. 680 01:07:46,299 --> 01:07:49,034 Come on out and help me, for Christ's sake! 681 01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:52,605 I'm gonna catch tetanus from this shit. 682 01:08:03,682 --> 01:08:04,916 RJ? 683 01:08:07,151 --> 01:08:09,252 Church mouse, that you? 684 01:08:57,432 --> 01:09:00,200 There's another light down in the cellar. 685 01:09:00,234 --> 01:09:01,469 Can you go get it? 686 01:09:03,070 --> 01:09:06,205 Please. My wife is not well. 687 01:09:06,239 --> 01:09:07,541 It's very dark, 688 01:09:07,574 --> 01:09:10,277 and I'm worried she could fall and break her hip. 689 01:09:26,626 --> 01:09:30,195 Downstairs. You'll see my workbench. 690 01:11:17,362 --> 01:11:18,496 Found it! 691 01:11:33,209 --> 01:11:34,478 Hey, I'm locked in! 692 01:11:39,115 --> 01:11:40,216 Hey! 693 01:11:42,552 --> 01:11:45,388 Hey! Hey! Open up! 694 01:12:52,818 --> 01:12:54,285 What is it, baby? 695 01:12:55,753 --> 01:12:57,521 Thought I heard somethin'. 696 01:13:00,190 --> 01:13:01,492 Probably nothin'. 697 01:13:03,193 --> 01:13:04,695 Old habits die hard. 698 01:13:05,930 --> 01:13:07,397 Go back to sleep. 699 01:13:08,965 --> 01:13:10,500 Aye, aye, captain. 700 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,655 Everything okay, Pops? 701 01:14:12,358 --> 01:14:15,294 My wife, she's gone missing. 702 01:14:15,327 --> 01:14:16,395 Missin'? 703 01:14:17,930 --> 01:14:19,664 She gets confused. 704 01:14:19,698 --> 01:14:22,834 It happens sometimes after dark. 705 01:14:22,867 --> 01:14:25,303 Lot of firepower for a missin' wife. 706 01:14:26,037 --> 01:14:27,872 It's for gators. 707 01:14:27,906 --> 01:14:31,242 I found her once by the edge of our pond. 708 01:14:31,276 --> 01:14:32,876 If she was to fall in... 709 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:37,848 Want some help? 710 01:14:41,051 --> 01:14:43,320 Not for self but for country, right? 711 01:14:46,757 --> 01:14:48,524 Let me go and get my skivvies. 712 01:17:31,943 --> 01:17:34,613 I say we each take a side of the perimeter. 713 01:17:34,646 --> 01:17:36,715 Cover ground quicker that way. 714 01:17:36,748 --> 01:17:38,716 I only got the one light. 715 01:17:41,085 --> 01:17:42,486 No offense, 716 01:17:42,519 --> 01:17:44,788 but it's been a while since you was deployed. 717 01:17:44,822 --> 01:17:46,957 I spent three nights face down in a rice paddy 718 01:17:46,991 --> 01:17:49,059 scanning for land mines and trip wires. 719 01:17:49,093 --> 01:17:51,996 Once a marine, always a marine. 720 01:17:52,962 --> 01:17:54,497 If she's out here... 721 01:17:55,832 --> 01:17:57,066 I'll find her. 722 01:20:00,181 --> 01:20:01,715 I got nothin', Pops. 723 01:20:09,857 --> 01:20:11,058 Shit. 724 01:20:13,193 --> 01:20:15,194 What you doing all the way in there? 725 01:20:29,875 --> 01:20:31,076 Oh, no. 726 01:20:32,811 --> 01:20:35,147 Pops, you okay? 727 01:20:35,814 --> 01:20:36,848 You in here? 728 01:20:38,116 --> 01:20:42,255 Help! Help, somebody, please! 729 01:20:42,288 --> 01:20:43,921 Please help me! 730 01:20:45,790 --> 01:20:46,857 RJ! 731 01:20:48,759 --> 01:20:49,827 Help! 732 01:21:27,995 --> 01:21:30,064 Oh, shit! 733 01:21:30,098 --> 01:21:32,967 You scared me, Pops. 734 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,903 Once a marine, always a marine. 735 01:21:36,971 --> 01:21:37,972 Well... 736 01:21:39,006 --> 01:21:40,740 Your lady ain't in there. 737 01:21:40,774 --> 01:21:43,743 I can't give her what she wants anymore. 738 01:21:46,179 --> 01:21:48,282 You don't understand what it's like. 739 01:21:48,316 --> 01:21:50,384 You can still do as you please. 740 01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:52,185 Say what? 741 01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:55,921 The last bohemian that stayed here was the same. 742 01:21:55,955 --> 01:21:59,326 Traipsin' around in barely any clothes. 743 01:21:59,359 --> 01:22:01,261 Enticin' my wife. 744 01:22:03,230 --> 01:22:04,997 Yeah... 745 01:22:05,030 --> 01:22:07,434 Okay, well, 746 01:22:07,467 --> 01:22:09,135 we better get back up to the house 747 01:22:09,168 --> 01:22:11,002 and find out what's goin' on. 748 01:22:11,035 --> 01:22:13,805 I know exactly what's goin' on. 749 01:23:04,085 --> 01:23:06,720 Maxine? 750 01:23:08,923 --> 01:23:12,059 That woman was in my bed touching me! 751 01:23:45,225 --> 01:23:46,959 You're just makin' things worse. 752 01:23:46,992 --> 01:23:48,394 Help me! 753 01:23:48,428 --> 01:23:50,329 Somebody! Please! 754 01:23:50,362 --> 01:23:52,264 Nobody is comin' for ya. 755 01:23:52,297 --> 01:23:55,200 Get back down in that cellar and be quiet! 756 01:24:00,037 --> 01:24:02,773 - Shut up! - Help! 757 01:24:02,807 --> 01:24:06,310 - Hey! Somebody, please! - Kidnappers, murderers, 758 01:24:06,344 --> 01:24:07,944 sex fiends, 759 01:24:07,978 --> 01:24:09,055 lurkin' where we least expect... 760 01:24:09,079 --> 01:24:10,113 Help! 761 01:24:10,146 --> 01:24:12,849 - Somebody, help! - ...in good Christian homes, 762 01:24:12,882 --> 01:24:15,185 right under our very noses! 763 01:24:21,991 --> 01:24:22,992 Jackson? 764 01:24:24,261 --> 01:24:25,262 Wayne? 765 01:24:26,161 --> 01:24:27,230 Where are y'all? 766 01:24:45,347 --> 01:24:46,381 Oh, my goodness. 767 01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:48,316 Ma'am? 768 01:24:48,349 --> 01:24:51,018 Ma'am? Be careful! 769 01:24:51,051 --> 01:24:53,887 Step away from the edge, it's dangerous. 770 01:24:56,023 --> 01:24:58,459 It's all right. Here, here. 771 01:24:58,493 --> 01:25:01,261 You're safe now, okay? 772 01:25:01,295 --> 01:25:04,298 Are you hurt? I don't see anything. 773 01:25:04,331 --> 01:25:06,600 My nana gets confused sometimes as well. 774 01:25:06,633 --> 01:25:08,268 I learned all about it. 775 01:25:08,302 --> 01:25:09,379 Believe it or not, I've even thought 776 01:25:09,403 --> 01:25:11,003 about becomin' a nurse one day. 777 01:25:11,037 --> 01:25:12,071 So... 778 01:25:12,104 --> 01:25:13,344 Okay. Why don't you come with... 779 01:25:13,373 --> 01:25:14,906 Oh! 780 01:25:16,107 --> 01:25:17,352 What the hell did you do that for? 781 01:25:17,376 --> 01:25:20,212 I don't need a nurse. 782 01:25:20,246 --> 01:25:22,113 Why should you get to have it all? 783 01:25:22,147 --> 01:25:24,916 What have you ever done except be a whore? 784 01:25:25,618 --> 01:25:28,986 Okay, you know what? 785 01:25:29,019 --> 01:25:31,389 You don't want my help? No problem. 786 01:25:31,423 --> 01:25:33,425 I was just tryin' to be nice. 787 01:25:33,458 --> 01:25:36,126 You don't deserve to be able to just flaunt it 788 01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:38,196 in my face like you do. 789 01:25:38,229 --> 01:25:41,399 It ain't my fault you didn't live the life you wanted. 790 01:25:41,433 --> 01:25:44,601 Now move out of the way, please. 791 01:25:47,170 --> 01:25:49,206 Move! You mean old ugly b... 792 01:25:56,347 --> 01:25:57,480 Bitch. 793 01:26:22,270 --> 01:26:23,572 Was that the one? 794 01:26:24,606 --> 01:26:27,006 You know I don't like blondes. 795 01:26:44,290 --> 01:26:45,891 Disgustin'. 796 01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:55,133 Lorraine? 797 01:26:56,268 --> 01:26:57,269 RJ? 798 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:08,469 Uh, place is empty. 799 01:28:09,770 --> 01:28:12,171 What about that other fella, Wayne? 800 01:28:12,206 --> 01:28:15,476 In the barn. Stuck like the pig he was. 801 01:28:16,710 --> 01:28:19,178 Well, that's three down. 802 01:28:19,213 --> 01:28:21,280 Four. 803 01:28:21,314 --> 01:28:24,417 And I got another kept up at the house for you. 804 01:28:24,450 --> 01:28:26,051 I don't want her. 805 01:28:26,084 --> 01:28:28,321 This one was different. 806 01:28:28,354 --> 01:28:30,490 She had something special. 807 01:28:30,523 --> 01:28:32,123 Like I did. 808 01:28:32,157 --> 01:28:34,693 Sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 809 01:28:38,630 --> 01:28:41,266 You know I want to give it to you, Pearl. 810 01:28:41,299 --> 01:28:43,301 But I'm tired, too. 811 01:28:46,404 --> 01:28:47,506 I know. 812 01:28:55,679 --> 01:28:57,648 Tell me I'm special. 813 01:29:03,553 --> 01:29:05,255 Of course you are. 814 01:29:08,424 --> 01:29:10,593 I've felt that way 815 01:29:10,627 --> 01:29:12,662 since the first moment we met. 816 01:29:14,464 --> 01:29:18,065 You were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. 817 01:29:23,104 --> 01:29:25,541 Oh, not anymore. 818 01:29:27,743 --> 01:29:29,278 Always. 819 01:29:36,284 --> 01:29:38,084 Tell me I'm yours. 820 01:29:40,855 --> 01:29:42,723 That you still want me. 821 01:29:52,164 --> 01:29:54,099 Make me feel young again. 822 01:30:04,510 --> 01:30:06,378 What if my heart can't take it? 823 01:30:06,412 --> 01:30:07,680 It can. 824 01:31:43,869 --> 01:31:46,905 Fuck me, Howard. 825 01:31:46,938 --> 01:31:48,573 Fuck me. 826 01:32:05,690 --> 01:32:07,458 Fuck me. 827 01:32:26,809 --> 01:32:30,546 Help! 828 01:32:30,579 --> 01:32:31,747 Help! 829 01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:34,917 Somebody, help me, please! 830 01:33:14,954 --> 01:33:17,523 Let me out of here! 831 01:33:17,556 --> 01:33:18,891 Keep your voice down. 832 01:33:20,024 --> 01:33:21,593 Don't tell me to be quiet! 833 01:33:21,626 --> 01:33:23,862 I was locked in a dungeon down there! 834 01:33:23,895 --> 01:33:26,531 These old people are fucking crazy! 835 01:33:26,564 --> 01:33:27,641 I have to get out of this house 836 01:33:27,665 --> 01:33:29,000 before they kill me, too. 837 01:33:29,033 --> 01:33:31,069 We need to find the keys to their truck. 838 01:33:31,102 --> 01:33:32,771 I never should have listened to you. 839 01:33:32,804 --> 01:33:34,471 This is all your fault! 840 01:33:34,505 --> 01:33:36,640 Lorraine, we need to stick together. 841 01:33:36,673 --> 01:33:38,408 I hate you! 842 01:33:38,442 --> 01:33:40,644 I hate you all so much! 843 01:33:41,545 --> 01:33:42,746 Lorraine! 844 01:33:47,351 --> 01:33:50,319 I told her to stay in the damn cellar! 845 01:33:50,853 --> 01:33:52,355 That's all right. 846 01:33:53,022 --> 01:33:54,991 We don't need her anymore. 847 01:33:56,392 --> 01:33:58,995 We got each other again. 848 01:33:59,028 --> 01:34:01,597 Help me drag the body inside. 849 01:34:01,631 --> 01:34:03,799 If she's in the house, that's self-defense. 850 01:34:03,832 --> 01:34:05,767 That's the law. 851 01:34:05,801 --> 01:34:06,701 You don't really believe 852 01:34:06,735 --> 01:34:09,004 anyone's gonna come looking for 'em, do you? 853 01:34:09,037 --> 01:34:10,705 We ain't gonna risk it. 854 01:34:13,675 --> 01:34:15,744 We need to play this smart, Pearl. 855 01:34:15,777 --> 01:34:17,812 No sense in making a mess now. 856 01:34:19,647 --> 01:34:21,749 If nobody shows up by tomorrow, 857 01:34:21,782 --> 01:34:23,918 we'll take the body and we'll dump her 858 01:34:23,951 --> 01:34:25,786 in the pond with the others. 859 01:34:25,820 --> 01:34:27,988 Which reminds me, we're gonna need 860 01:34:28,022 --> 01:34:29,757 to get Wayne outta the barn 861 01:34:29,790 --> 01:34:31,457 and sink him, too. 862 01:34:48,707 --> 01:34:50,776 She's heavier than she looks. 863 01:35:00,117 --> 01:35:02,019 Howard. Howard! 864 01:35:06,490 --> 01:35:07,525 Howard? 865 01:35:08,626 --> 01:35:09,660 Howard? 866 01:35:09,694 --> 01:35:10,828 Howard! 867 01:35:12,129 --> 01:35:14,030 Where are the keys to the truck? 868 01:35:14,064 --> 01:35:16,466 - He's having a heart attack. - I don't give a shit! 869 01:35:16,499 --> 01:35:18,602 - Where are the fucking keys? - Well, now... 870 01:35:18,635 --> 01:35:20,437 - In the kitchen... - ...here we all are... 871 01:35:20,470 --> 01:35:23,573 - ...under the lamp. - ...together. 872 01:35:23,607 --> 01:35:24,674 Howard? 873 01:35:24,708 --> 01:35:26,509 We have reached a crossroad. 874 01:35:26,543 --> 01:35:27,944 With salvation... 875 01:35:27,978 --> 01:35:29,678 - Howard? - ...or damnation? 876 01:35:29,712 --> 01:35:32,648 You're gonna rot when people find out what you've done. 877 01:35:32,681 --> 01:35:33,816 The time is now. 878 01:35:33,849 --> 01:35:36,785 - What I have done? - For if we do not take control 879 01:35:36,819 --> 01:35:38,988 - of our own fate, the Lord... - What about you? 880 01:35:39,021 --> 01:35:40,789 ...shall do it for us. 881 01:35:40,823 --> 01:35:43,124 You don't think I know who you really are? 882 01:35:43,158 --> 01:35:46,461 I saw what you did in the barn. 883 01:35:46,494 --> 01:35:48,663 You're a deviant little whore. 884 01:35:49,564 --> 01:35:50,632 We're the same. 885 01:35:52,967 --> 01:35:55,170 You'll end up just like me. 886 01:35:55,204 --> 01:35:58,505 Time to turn our backs on sin and make the commitment... 887 01:35:58,538 --> 01:35:59,673 I'm nothin' like you. 888 01:35:59,706 --> 01:36:00,941 ...once and for all. 889 01:36:00,974 --> 01:36:03,510 You're a kidnappin', murderin' sex fiend. 890 01:36:03,543 --> 01:36:05,045 I'm a fucking star! 891 01:36:05,078 --> 01:36:06,089 The whole world is gonna know my name. 892 01:36:06,113 --> 01:36:07,447 I want to hear you all. 893 01:36:07,481 --> 01:36:08,882 Say it with me now. 894 01:36:08,916 --> 01:36:10,617 I will not accept a life 895 01:36:10,651 --> 01:36:12,518 - I do not deserve. - I will not accept a life 896 01:36:12,551 --> 01:36:15,054 I do not deserve. 897 01:36:15,087 --> 01:36:17,690 Hallelujah! 898 01:36:17,723 --> 01:36:20,126 Stop fuckin' starin' at me! 899 01:36:48,786 --> 01:36:53,123 Now, that's what I call divine intervention! 900 01:36:53,158 --> 01:36:59,595 The Lord smiles on those who accept Him. Praise his name! 901 01:36:59,629 --> 01:37:03,099 Glory be to Jesus! 902 01:37:21,750 --> 01:37:24,952 My hip... 903 01:37:24,986 --> 01:37:25,987 Help. 904 01:37:30,891 --> 01:37:33,828 Shh! 905 01:37:45,272 --> 01:37:47,073 You whore! 906 01:37:48,275 --> 01:37:50,277 You're not innocent! 907 01:37:52,312 --> 01:37:54,247 You're not special! 908 01:37:55,681 --> 01:37:58,851 It'll all be taken from you! 909 01:37:58,884 --> 01:38:01,520 Just like it was from me! 910 01:38:02,288 --> 01:38:03,323 I'll tell everyone 911 01:38:03,356 --> 01:38:04,989 what you are! 912 01:38:10,862 --> 01:38:12,264 It'll be our secret. 913 01:38:31,315 --> 01:38:33,251 Divine intervention. 914 01:38:59,074 --> 01:39:01,177 Praise the fuckin' Lord. 915 01:39:20,059 --> 01:39:23,629 I hope that, through my own admission, 916 01:39:23,663 --> 01:39:25,332 others may find the light. 917 01:39:26,366 --> 01:39:28,067 I wanna show y'all somethin'. 918 01:39:30,304 --> 01:39:31,770 Get a shot of this. 919 01:39:34,706 --> 01:39:36,108 There she is. 920 01:39:36,142 --> 01:39:38,311 My beautiful little daughter Maxine. 921 01:39:39,111 --> 01:39:41,214 Lured into a life of sin 922 01:39:41,247 --> 01:39:42,647 by the very deviants 923 01:39:42,681 --> 01:39:45,983 we warn of here on a daily basis. 924 01:39:46,016 --> 01:39:50,255 From our lovin' home into the hands of devils. 925 01:39:51,021 --> 01:39:53,258 We pray, one day, 926 01:39:53,291 --> 01:39:56,961 she'll find her way home to us. 927 01:39:56,994 --> 01:39:58,963 Amen. 928 01:39:58,996 --> 01:40:01,132 Bless you, bless you. 929 01:40:10,707 --> 01:40:12,309 What do you reckon happened, Sheriff? 930 01:40:15,411 --> 01:40:17,213 How the hell should I know? 931 01:40:21,783 --> 01:40:22,985 Hey, boss. 932 01:40:26,922 --> 01:40:30,392 One of the boys found this inside. 933 01:40:34,396 --> 01:40:35,930 What do you think is on it? 934 01:40:38,099 --> 01:40:41,303 Well, by the looks of everythin'... 935 01:40:43,137 --> 01:40:46,407 I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture.